Sailing Shanty

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Original:

To be, or not to be: that is the question:

Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer

The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,

Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,

And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;

No more; and by a sleep to say we end

The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks

That flesh is heir to, ‘tis a consummation

Devoutly to be wish’d. To die, to sleep;

To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there’s the rub;

For in that sleep of death what dreams may come

When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,

Must give us pause.

Translation:

2 B OR NOT 2 B TAHT SI TEH QU3STION

WHETHER TIS NOBLAR IN TEH MIND 2 SUFER

TH3 SLNGS AND AROWS OF OUTRAEGOS FORTUN3

OR 2 TAEK ARMS AGANEST A SEA OF TROUBLES

AND BY OPOSNG 3ND THEM??!??!!? OMG LOL 2 DEI 2 SLEP

NO MORE AND BY A SLEP 2 SAY WE AND

THE H3ART-ACHE AND DA THOSAND NATURAL SHOX

TAHT FLESH SI HEIR 2 TIS A CONSUMATION

D3VOUTLEY 2 B WISHD!!1!! WTF LOL 2 DEI 2 SLEP

2 SLEP PERCHANCE 2 DR3M AY THERES TEH RUB

FOR IN TAHT SLEP OF D3ATH WUT DR3MS MAY COM3

WH3N WE HAEV SHUFLED OF THES MORTAL COIL

MUST GIEV US PAUES!!!11 WTF LOL

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