You’re sentient creatures. Take responsibility for your own bullshit goddamn I thought we cleared this up at the nuremburg trials
(Source: larvitarr, via larsvonbeer)
You’re sentient creatures. Take responsibility for your own bullshit goddamn I thought we cleared this up at the nuremburg trials
(Source: larvitarr, via larsvonbeer)
Why am I scared of death?
Because all interpretations of an afterlife are imitations of living
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
Plato: For the greater good.
Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration,
as a chicken which has the daring and courage to
boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom
among them has...
Does acting goofy and taking pleasure in nonsensical or minor things make someone immature? Or is it a cry for help? Or could it mean they’ve come to recognize that life is way too stuffy and stupid to be shirt-tucked-in stern about every and all?